Slants Perpendicular

I am a Male Escort/Practicing Wizard/Feminist/Furry Groomer/Fat Activist/Homophobe/Gay Rights Activist/Pronoun Dealer/Part-Time Nazi/Full-Time Communist.

I identify as a six year old black-Hispanic child called, Pedronika Citrulluslanatus.

My favorite color is black.
My least favorite color is white.

I swing both ways; but only because of momentum.

My preferred pronouns are King and Emperor.

I'm both hydrodynamic and terradynamic. Though i'm having some trouble becoming aerodynamic. But please be patient with me, i'll get there eventually.

My IQ is 187.
My EQ is 52.

I'm a diagnosed psychopath.

I'm a firm believer in equal rights for the genders; unless your a man, then you can fuck right off.

I have severe autism, with a sprinkle of dyslxeia.

My slave name is Mudbone Pryor (Please refer to me as Pedronika Citrulluslanatus).

I'm an aspiring philosopher.

I'm a practicing atheist with catholic ties, and a strong belief in God.

I had a difficult birth. And a difficulter after birth.

My fursona is called Yugi Meowtou.
My fatsona is called Fiona Toothpick.

I will accept either of these names as a substitute for Pedronika Citrulluslanatus.

I believe adoption is a sin.

I am a very firm nihilist.

I am also a very firm existentialist.

And yes, I know I have better tastes than you, no need to keep telling me.

I wrote an ATG review which brings up absolutely no valid points and only stands to insult the readers to fuel my masochistic tendencies; also on a completely unrelated side note: I like to watch monkeys dance.

My life motto is "Never give up, always strive for p