when you really put into perspective, you're only the jail, the location so your job isn't to make arrests or to throw people in jail. Your job is to be the place that hold said thrown people
Excume me ma'am, I'm just a jail. A "place" to hold criminals. Please look for the related personnel to argue your case.
i see. if i were to break someone out, hypothetically - i am not expressing my intent, would you stop me? like you said, you're merely a jail, a place with cells
Ahem...I wanna customize a room here for future use. Here are my requirements: 1) should be colorful 2) should have AC 3) should have a warm and comfy bed 4) free wifi 5) mini fridge stuffed with snacks 6) fluffy pillows and blankets Please keep it ready!~ I'll pay all the costs needed to refurbish this room!~ Thanks!~
Sure! Please transfer 50k nuffies to this account for the refurbishment costs and we can start making your dream jail right away~
Behind bars, his charisma holds captive the hearts of his devoted fans, who yearn to join him in his confinement
Thank you everyone! Feel free to stay for a night or two. Yes, I hope @911 will accept me and doesn't have to lock the prisoners in his home anymore.
Oh myyy, is this real??? Such exemplary prisoner! NUF need more individuals like you! *Gives you coupon for free extra night*
but why would you put my cute self in jail! ...do you offer free wifi, comfy bed, soft pillows, warm air conditioned room?
