Papercut

I've graduated to hard liquors ages ago.

So my ex-granny is still a failed villain, @sleepandeatallday?

your granny!? Who's child are you?

According to @no preservatives allowed, hers.

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Bad reading comprehension is a sign of a B-rated mook?

Are you NuFs emergency number too?

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I'm cold.

hi cold

Hi, Comedian.

Yes. Very un-alive.

These fuckers. It's like they're all conspiring against me.

Sleep is for the weak!

Poor Taktak

Gud. Thas wat she deserves.

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WHY WULD I BE SHY

sorry, i mean how many do you have? hehe

I'm all bald, now.

Well, mostly. Is 3mm long.

I cut for my brother during quarantine, first time we had to shave his head fully because of how bad I did

Pfftt.. Who need boxers.. It's hinder "your" freedom..

*calls someone*
Hello police, there's an exibitionist at this location.

nyu

*nods*

is not bah

Tmi

Naw, is just a way to cool your body down.

How is that TMI? Also, I should freeze some towels.

Re-usable ice cube? You’re going to put ice cubes in your crotch, let them melt, collect the water, freeze the water into cubes again and repeat the above? Weird~

Son.

Incest is wincest.

Kinky. (⁠・⁠∀⁠・;⁠)

shuddap u did not predict that

Of what

Of my weenis.

Did you know that you can pinch your weenis as hard as you can and it won't hurt?

The weenis is such an interesting subject bah

They say shit without thought..

...nu

false. thas fake. fake news. proof where?

im daddy?

:D

lmao

But maybe they were all rotten and taste the same.

NU! I BRUSHED MY TEETH AND THE PICKLES AND MEAT PIES ARE FRESH FROM THE BAG!!

because pickles, ketchup, and mustard taste like ass. just like eggs.

...nu

dun dew that

Ufn kcoff, bitch

U started it. U SAID TO SUCK IT UP! SUCK IT UP ERVA

Yeeeeeah.

Suck it up real good, Erva.

Yeaaah, slurp it up. Suck it.