That happened to me once, my little man's never been the same since then, I still can't find most people on my phone ... What?
Credits got to @Westeller 's friend. Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/noveltranslations/comments/6s1zmc/new_best_friend/
PERL, the only language that can rescue the princess in 1 line! (then end up being hated for rescuing the princess because it is an old man and not a dashing prince)