Mooses? Meese? Whatever!

I have an irrational fear of moose (After typing the title I googled it and it seems Moose is the plural of Moose. Neither Mooses nor Meese!!).

Now if I leave it at that, it sounds like it's not that irrational because moose are quite dangerous so it isn't weird to be afraid of them. Buuut, I live in a place where there are no moose. I've never actually been close to or even seen a moose irl, that is why I call it irrational.

The majority of my fear comes from exaggerated tales of moose rampages told by online strangers mostly consisting of Canadians. Now rationally, I know that they are just heavy wild herbivores that can get aggressive if disturbed like many other wild herbivores. But somehow I can't get the image of a ferocious glowing red-eyed rampaging moose that I have conjured up after hearing those stories out of my head.

Looking back, this is an awkward as hell blog but I don't want to un-type my effort, so here, have a horrifying moose pic.