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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant], Male, from Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor

On Wednesday I went to the office and I found an AirPod, Apple watch and a laptop bag. I wonder if I'll find anything today~ May 24, 2024 at 8:19 AM

    1. akki
      akki
      Drizzle stopping in 10 minutes according to the weather app. Let’s see shall we~
      1. akki
        akki
        I’m surprised. It stopped within 5 minutes~
        Apr 13, 2022
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    2. akki
      akki
      Weird thought of the day: I want a jalebi sandwich~
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      2. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        *give you a celebi sandwich*
        Apr 12, 2022
      3. akki
        akki
        Not gna lie I’d be tempted to stick some between some buttered toast and munch on it~
        Apr 13, 2022
      4. Raven Evernight
        Raven Evernight
        Try it it’s really bad mix try with marmalade
        Apr 13, 2022
    3. akki
      akki
      After so many years why does it still hurt at the thought of Ace’s death?
      1. Raven Evernight
        Raven Evernight
        He going to come back to life though
        Apr 9, 2022
      2. Eru101
        Eru101
        *gasps*
        Apr 9, 2022
    4. Raven Evernight
      Raven Evernight
      And I don't think anyone could understand the pain of saying goodbye to someone you never had, but always wanted…
      1. akki
        akki
        Let that be a lesson to you, the next time you want someone act quick before they get taken by another~
        Apr 9, 2022
    5. akki
      akki
      I know we have funky weather in the UK but when did it become like the Bermuda Triangle for weather?
      1. Munimuyi, Eru101 and Raven Evernight like this.
      2. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Bermuda called, they said you can keep them if you want
        Apr 6, 2022
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    6. GonZ555
      GonZ555
      Havent got your coffee today?
      1. akki likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Just having coffee now~
        Apr 4, 2022
    7. akki
      akki
      Why is it snowing right now?
      1. ConnectFire611
        ConnectFire611
        *Frolicking in snow*
        Mar 31, 2022
      2. akki
        akki
        We had snow for 5 mins. Then sun. Then snow for another 5 mins. Then sun again. Not enough time to frolic~
        Apr 1, 2022
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    8. Agentt
      Agentt
      I'm here to buy an h
      1. akki
        akki
        Sorry you’re too late. @Blitz bought the last one~
        Apr 4, 2022
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      2. Agentt
        Agentt
        Give me a l and a u then, I'll stick them together to make an h
        Apr 5, 2022
      3. Blitz
        Blitz
        I fought tooth and nail for it too!
        Apr 5, 2022
    9. akki
      akki
      Ramadan hasn’t even started yet and I’m already making a list of foods I want to eat when it ends. That’s terrible~
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      2. yun yun yun
        yun yun yun
        Then enjoy a feast after~~
        Mar 29, 2022
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      3. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        Do you even have the budget for those food?
        Mar 29, 2022
      4. Raven Evernight
        Raven Evernight
        Humph @Nefasdetestasti you naive muslim community means Akki can go to any Muslim person house that he knows and eat with them for free
        Mar 29, 2022
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    10. Raven Evernight
      Raven Evernight
      I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees
      1. akki
        akki
        Thanks but please stick to social distancing guidelines and stay 2m away from me~
        Mar 29, 2022
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    11. CloudySkySadMoon
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      2. akki
        akki
        YOUOY (•~•)/
        Mar 29, 2022
    12. akki
      akki
      The card reader wasn’t working on the bus so I get a free ride to work. Sweet~
      1. Silver Snake, GonZ555 and ChiliJam like this.
      2. ChiliJam
        ChiliJam
        Sweet~ :blobconfused:
        Mar 23, 2022
      3. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        *pat confused jam*
        Mar 23, 2022
    13. One Perfect Veteran
      One Perfect Veteran
      You are even scarier
      1. akki
        akki
        Than?
        Mar 21, 2022
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      2. One Perfect Veteran
        One Perfect Veteran
        than the maniac serial killer agentt
        Mar 22, 2022
    14. GonZ555
      GonZ555
      *drop off a bag of bitter coffee bean*
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      2. akki
        akki
        *blends it with caramel syrup*
        Apr 4, 2022
    15. Gandire Alea
      Gandire Alea
      Another one bites the dust
      Another one bites the dust
      And another one gone, and another one gone
      Another one bites the dust~
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      2. ConnectFire611
        ConnectFire611
        -
        How do you think I'm going to get along
        Without you when you're gone
        You took me for everything that I had
        And kicked me out on my own
        Are you happy are you satisfied?
        How long can you stand the heat
        Out of the doorway the bullets rip
        To the sound of the beat look out
        Mar 21, 2022
      3. akki
        akki
        Who did you kill and where did you bury the body? If you require a body disposal service or an alibi I know who can help. For a fee of course~
        Mar 21, 2022
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      4. Gandire Alea
        Gandire Alea
        Akki was defeated
        Mar 21, 2022
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    16. Clumsy Soul
      Clumsy Soul
      *kicks you*
      (._.) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (._.)
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      2. akki
        akki
        *sees the kick miss* clumsy as ever I see~
        Mar 16, 2022
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      3. Clumsy Soul
        Clumsy Soul
        The kick landed nice and fine. *nod nod*
        Mar 17, 2022
    17. Gandire Alea
      Gandire Alea
      Fufufu~
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      2. Gandire Alea
        Mar 12, 2022
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    18. akki
      akki
      I did not bring anything for lunch with me today and I should finish work around 14:30. What should I eat on my way home?
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      3. philomenapoe
        philomenapoe
        Wrap or Shawarma
        Mar 11, 2022
      4. akki
        akki
        I haven’t had burritos in a while but imma pass on it as I’ll have to stay in town longer. I’m gna go for a shish kebab wrap meal I think from my local chippies~
        Mar 11, 2022
      5. philomenapoe
        philomenapoe
        Sounds nice.
        Mar 11, 2022
    19. akki
      akki
      Golden Time is kind of shiiiiiiiiit!!!
      1. Blitz
        Blitz
        trueeeeee
        Mar 10, 2022
    20. Gandire Alea
      Gandire Alea
      And now, I am finally here. Prepare thy self!!
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      3. Gandire Alea
        Gandire Alea
        fufufu~
        your support gives me the strength I need
        Mar 19, 2022
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      4. Ophious
        Ophious
        For a moment I thought someone actually made an ophious shield account but then I was confused in how that would have tagged me....
        Mar 19, 2022
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      5. Gandire Alea
        Gandire Alea
        lol, there there,
        it happens
        Mar 19, 2022
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    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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