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Cat!

Yami salad ingredients: ginger, onion, garlic, surstromming, bittergourd, mayo

Gdocx be dumb dumb. I typed 'possibly', but it changed it to 'possible', then underlined in blue, and suggested me to change to 'possibly'

Starved or Stuffed

Instead of "tying up", i accidentally 'typed' "typing" instead. The "p" from "up" got inserted into the word "tying"

I've never understood people's facination with bobba(tapioca pearls) drink, and now i see a bobba ice cream?

When a person makes a fancy shot at the rubbish bin, but misses it by a mile. Btw, the bin is 2 vending machine wide.

Dwayne the Black Adam Johnson - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N73oTiIIJe0

I have a habit of typing a key twice, so pop become poop,

was wondering what this smooth patch of skin/flesh at the sole of my foot, turns out it was those size stickers on shirt or shoes

It's sometimes easy to forget to put on a mask when your mind is preoccupied with something else

So i was translating when on gdocx when i typed "wnk" instead of "wink", then google suggested for me to type "wank" instead...

I mistyped "lick his lips" as "Licked his hips" (-///-)

I wonder if there is a word count to replying to a profile post. If not, I will paste an essay on morales and ethics inside

It's cute when a girl shouts your name for no reason, but...

I have this auntie at work that always says she short of coins for drinks and ask others to make up the diff...

Just finished re-reading kekkaishi and slam dunk. They should reboot kekkaishi and the shohoku vs sannou match :blobcries:

Overheard: went to dinner with this girl, slightly overweight only, slightly. About 125kg

Imagine if someone created a xianxia/wuxia translation app like google translate

I hate that fillets are considered part of the meal instead of as a snack in my country (except at once a year night market)