Baldingere

Is that a curse or a blessing?

a prayer

@.@)...

Oh thanks! *cuts apples *

Hehe!~

i agree! but good now hehehee

Did you end up kidnapping your partner or have you moved on to a new one?

completedly moved on

*nod nod*

*blink* *blink* *blink*
He has my step-daughter hostage too

Lemme contact @911 ! We must rescue you!

Hi! Yeah, I am. Still waiting for him to tire of it.

He'll never tire of it.

I would like to point out there has been atleast one instance where I wanted a divorce and she was the one who resisted!

wheree

On your roof!

...no seeeeee

French-speaking part, also called broke part

Je suis tombée hors de NUF

@Liveius please dont pop my cherry in public

Yeah, I am

@Liveius don't curse me!

A tockay gecko. A nocturnal species that can change its color to blend into the environment. It's pretty long, around 30 cm

so no insurance?

Nope~ But I can do death insurance

Aye, nuf is the right place for funny encounters. Weirdos everywhere!

Indeed. If I didn't find NUF I would have thought I was crazy all by my own. Somehow it's comforting.

Hi, what are you up to?

Hallo~ vacations ongoing so enjoying while it lasts~

I'm on holiday too now! Just gotta finsih writing my work so I can properly enjoy it!
Do you have holiday plans?

Blading baldy

Blading baldy from Belgium

Sure. My nickname is Aldin, but I don't really mind Baldy

*hides under park bench to watch the show*

*peek from behind the bench*

LMAO

*hops on your arm*

*Huggles*

...I think you'll get to see how I reject yours

Do introduce me to your partner if you end up kidnapping them @Alexcia
I feel we would get along

Awww how nice of you~ sure i will let u know each other by then xD

Salut! Il y en a d'autres ici, mais je n'ai pas retenu leurs noms.

laxative works great too (╯✧▽✧)╯

I'm not but thanks anyway~

Laxatives don't inspire poets as much. A pity, really... (it would be hilarious)