Fossil
Last Activity:
May 21, 2024 at 1:49 AM
Joined:
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Gender:
Male
Birthday:
May 23, 2000 (Age: 23)
Location:
USA
Occupation:
CNC Machinist

Fossil

「Spooky」「Scary」「Skeleton」, Male, 23, from USA

Getting tired of novels with long titles. Actively starting to boycott them, especially since the majority of them seem to be bad anyway. Sep 14, 2023

Fossil was last seen:
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    1. sleepandeatallday
      sleepandeatallday
      Mr. Fossil long time no see!~
      How's the restaurants going? I'd like to order my usual chocolate cake!~
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      2. Fossil
        Fossil
        Horribly.
        Someone poisoned my chocolate supply, but I’ve got no leads as to who at the moment.
        May 11, 2024
      3. sleepandeatallday
        sleepandeatallday
        Huh!? Could someone be jealous of your business!!?
        May 12, 2024
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      4. Fossil
        Fossil
        No clue. Unfortunately I can’t just up and leave to find out. Still need to make a living.
        May 12, 2024
    2. Blitz
      Blitz
      Trilogy, Cosmic, or survive?
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      2. Fossil
        Fossil
        No one can ever survive a cosmic trilogy! They end up dead, half the person they were, OR MARRIED!

        Cosmic.
        Mar 30, 2024
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      3. Blitz
        Blitz
        The stars shall guide my survival
        Mar 31, 2024
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      4. Fossil
        Fossil
        Good luck! Live long and prosper!
        Apr 1, 2024
    3. sleepandeatallday
      sleepandeatallday
      Fossil the Great chainsaw cooking hero!!! I heard you opened a new restaurant on Mars! Another great milestone after you restaurants in jail and on moon became successful!!!
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      2. sleepandeatallday
        sleepandeatallday
        Yep you see, our humble hero Fossil decided to open one restaurants in jail to defeat those evil prisoners with his cooking and become the unbeatable chef hero!~
        Mar 19, 2024
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      3. theknownuser
        theknownuser
        Very normal.
        Mar 19, 2024
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      4. Fossil
        Fossil
        Too…many…cakes…can’t…stop…cooking!
        Mar 19, 2024
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    4. Blitz
      Blitz
      Travel, net, or sparking?
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      2. Fossil
        Fossil
        Travel to a new destination!
        Sparks excitement!
        But honestly, you still have to catch bugs with a bug net.
        Net.
        Mar 1, 2024
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      3. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Siri: "you have reach your destination. The bug you are trying to catch should be on the right. Look out for sparks of fire."
        Mar 1, 2024
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      4. Blitz
        Blitz
        Call me a tourist cause I’m going to a sparking safari to catch some beetles
        Mar 1, 2024
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    5. SleepingTaiger
      SleepingTaiger
      Ohhhh how nice *collects*
      You're gonna go in a pretty jar on my shelf~
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      2. Voidiris
        Voidiris
        Relatable.
        Feb 26, 2024
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      3. Fossil
        Fossil
        *revs chainsaws*
        Feb 26, 2024
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    6. ReaderReader
      ReaderReader
      Hello! I'm here to pick up my order of double baked lemon cheesecake
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      3. ReaderReader
        ReaderReader
        oh well, here are some mora from genshin!
        Feb 26, 2024
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      4. ReaderReader
        ReaderReader
        *takes cake and runs away* I'll pay you in nuffies next time! please forgive this poor nuffian
        Feb 26, 2024
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      5. Fossil
        Fossil
        Well, I guess this works.
        Feb 27, 2024
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    7. Jeanette
      Jeanette
      ^^) *pokes your arm abs*
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      3. Jeanette
        Jeanette
        Yours!
        Feb 11, 2024
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      4. Fossil
        Fossil
        But…I have none!
        Feb 12, 2024
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      5. Jeanette
        Jeanette
        Yes you do! *hugs* hehe~
        Feb 12, 2024
    8. leegood
      leegood
      (~^o^)/ * hands you a cookie*
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      3. Bright_Lucky_Star
        Bright_Lucky_Star
        cyanide flavor
        Feb 2, 2024
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      4. leegood
        leegood
        \(^o^)/
        Feb 2, 2024
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      5. Fossil
        Fossil
        Feb 3, 2024
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    9. sleepandeatallday
      sleepandeatallday
      Mr.Fossil when will you publish the 12th edition of your cookbook? I already pre-ordered it!
      1. Fossil
        Fossil
        I think you got scammed if you ordered it before it’s even been announced.
        Jan 27, 2024
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        Jan 27, 2024
    10. Agentt
      Agentt
      *noms*
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      3. Agentt
        Agentt
        Can I pay in installments?
        Jan 25, 2024
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      4. Fossil
        Fossil
        And lower its value? Nah.
        Jan 25, 2024
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      5. Agentt
        Agentt
        Q.Q
        Jan 25, 2024
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    11. Blitz
      Blitz
      Discs, prosecutors, cowboys, or memoirs
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      2. Fossil
        Fossil
        Wait, are you trying to be a lawyer for a cowboy who was playing their diary too loud on their boombox?

        Memoirs.
        Jan 22, 2024
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    12. Blitz
      Blitz
      Octopi, Island, or Star
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      2. Blitz
        Blitz
        Oh and hope you’re having a very lovely holiday
        Dec 26, 2023
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      3. Fossil
        Fossil
        Let’s go with an island getaway for the holidays. And you too!
        Dec 26, 2023
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    13. sleepandeatallday
      sleepandeatallday
      .
      ┬┴┬┴┤
      ┬┴┬┴┤・ω・) *peeks*
      *leaves an ultra rare red X-667 Chainsaw*
      *noms the terror choco cake Mr.Fossil baked in 0.01 seconds*
      Delicious as always!~
      ┬┴┬┴┤・ω・)
      ┬┴┬┴┤*sneak away*
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    14. Blitz
      Blitz
      Dig, Slay, Sunny days, or radiant paths?
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      2. Fossil
        Fossil
        Sunny days because I never get to see the sun.
        Dec 11, 2023
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      3. Blitz
        Blitz
        DLC it is
        Dec 11, 2023
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    15. sleepandeatallday
      sleepandeatallday
      [Congratulations, you have encountered a stray sleepandeatallday. It appears quite friendly. Would you like to pet it? Yes or No]
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      2. Fossil
        Fossil
        Huh.
        *gives it a chainsaw*
        It’s dangerous to go alone. Take this, and commit crimes.
        Dec 1, 2023
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      3. sleepandeatallday
        sleepandeatallday
        /ᐠ。▿。ᐟ\*ᵖᵘʳʳ*
        [The Great Sleepy is touched]
        [Reward: Cookies x10]
        Dec 1, 2023
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    16. leegood
      leegood
      (~^o^) *holds out a basket*
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      3. leegood
        leegood
        Nov 1, 2023
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      4. Osamaru
        Osamaru
        *runs away*
        Nov 2, 2023
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      5. Fossil
        Fossil
        Ah~ Sweet murder~
        Nov 2, 2023
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    17. Jeanette
      Jeanette
      Happy Halloween Yusha-Dono! *gives you gold coin cookies*
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      2. Fossil
        Fossil
        Why thank you!
        Nov 1, 2023
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      3. Jeanette
        Jeanette
        ^^)/ *pats the lil Yusha~*
        Nov 1, 2023
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    18. sleepandeatallday
      sleepandeatallday
      Good day Mr.Fossil!~
      Can I order a choco cake!~
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      3. yorstruly
        yorstruly
        ... what game?!!
        Oct 27, 2023
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      4. yorstruly
        yorstruly
        oh that... mr. fossil im really sorry abt what happened but if I don't kll you then u will kll me. first come first serve. I really want choco cake~ have mercy on me~~
        Oct 27, 2023
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      5. Fossil
        Fossil
        Sorry, but I can only handle so many deaths in my afterlife, you know?
        Oct 27, 2023
    19. ReaderReader
      ReaderReader
      ┬┴┬┴┤
      ┬┴┬┴┤・ω・) *peeks*
      *leaves plate of cookies*
      ┬┴┬┴┤・ω・)
      ┬┴┬┴┤ *sneaks away*
      ┬┴┬┴┤ *wonders if they are up to standard for the Mr.Fossil
      1. Fossil
        Fossil
        …Gremlins are making cookies again, huh? Guess they’ll go to the poison tester again.
        Oct 21, 2023
    20. ReaderReader
      ReaderReader
      Mr Mr!! Would you like to join a cooking show? I'm sure that your talents will shine brighter than anyone else
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      3. hypersniper159
        hypersniper159
        He already accepted, that Tsundere. Tell me Reader, has all your time studying and learning about anime and figurines gone down the drain? How can’t you recognize a tsundere at a glance?
        Oct 10, 2023
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      4. Fossil
        Fossil
        Nuffies are a scam given to you to spend them all on blackjack.
        Oct 10, 2023
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      5. ReaderReader
        ReaderReader
        True true, you have to hoard them! That's the only way
        Oct 10, 2023
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    May 23, 2000 (Age: 23)
    Location:
    USA
    Occupation:
    CNC Machinist
    Bio? What bio? This was the only ever bio! Nothing ever came before it!
    *coughs*

    Anyway, I'm Fossil. A skeleton, a human, a whatever you want me to be. I'm a CNC Machinist who got sucked into novels way back in high school. I primarily hang around community games and on Discord. I don't know what my favorite novel is anymore as I've read too much.

    I love music, video games, anime, etc. That's about it. Feel free to PM me or post on my profile about anything.

    Enjoy your time on NUF, but escape while you still can!

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    "If everyone in the world is crazy, and you are being called crazy by everyone in the world, does that make you normal or a psychopath?"
    Adventurer's Guild Character
    Adventurer's Guild Dragon Wyvern
    Name: Ezel
    Domain: Elements
    Title: Creation God of the Elements
    Feats: Creation of the First World
    Karma: 0

    Appearance: A tall body clothed in a black cloak that you can’t see through. The cloak has silver arrows covering it that change colors based on the element being used.

    Holy Symbol: Five differently colored arrows representing fire, earth, water, air, and lightning.

    Tools: Ruby (Gun), Five elemental swords (Crimson Rose, Azure Iris, Sakura, Baby's Breath, and Lisianthus)
    Realm Locations: World Tree, Pyrrhis, Terris, Hydrum, Fulris, Aer
    Name: Phantasm (Zeke)
    Race: Human (Chaotic Being)
    Gender: Male
    Job: Swordsman (Unintelligible)
    Skills: Swordsmanship (Unintelligible)
    Physical Status: Ongoing Dehydration
    Mental Status: Mostly Insane - Probably
    Faith in Humanity: -5000 and Dropping
    Personality: Procrastinating Sadist with Standards
    Occupation: Bookworm
    Currently Procrastinating: Procrastination
    Old Titles: ~Procrastinator: I’ll Find a Better Title Later~, Page Master, King of Squirrels, Aliceshiki’s Punching Ball
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    He's someone who prefers night time over day, mostly because he can sleep.

    Known Concepts:
    Night
    Stars
    Aurora
    Sleep
    Dungeons
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    AGNA Li Yaolong