Sayne

You may be immune, but you would enjoy it, right little Masochist?

no.

So you only enjoy stabbing? Lies.

I wonder :)

Probably true, but hopefully less frequently. For a moment I read it as 'all people below 30 are kids for me' lmao. I mean even I feel like people below 20 are kids. Lemme guess, you are 27/28 yo? And you are from the philippines?

We have to keep moving forward. Are you a lecturer in university or like for young kids in school? Yeah, probably around 3 years

correct for the first part but wrong for the second part although yea, I am from SEA

kids at school ~ and yea, around three years

Yeah I deduced you were from SEA based on what I know, PH was a likely guess cuz ngl almost everyone I end up talking to is from there. My second guess would have been Indonesia (?)

Aww, Sensei Ell teaching some lil kiddos. What are the subjects you teach? And how long have you been a teacher for?

Why would you stab an innocent guy like me :/

Sadist!

Hmph!

Isn't that something I decided back then on? Gotta stay true to my old self, and ngl not into staying under beds of sweaty dudes

In April my 4th Master sem starts and prob my last sem at all, so I'm very close to finishing. Gotta look into a Master thesis soon ugh

What about you tho? Working? Studying?

Probably entered the world of being a slave to some company 15 years ago

Ohh master already, I thought you were still doing your bachelors. O:

How I wish to have 15 years of work experience but sadly no. Been working tho.

True freedom doesn't exist in this world and society. You will always be caged by something. You need some metal coins and pieces of paper that have some value in this society to get pseudo-freedom, but that's it. You will always be a caged bird unable to fly free

They do want my high school grades but also my uni grades it's a bit weird here. I'm not switching my major but every uni here has a different course and modules even if it is the same major.

The uni I'm trying to move to is a better uni so my grades would be more appealing and my certificate in the end too when I want to do masters or whatever after. My major is a mixture of English Literature, language and creative writing

sigh i forget u are an m :(

It's not an invitation but more like a clarification. Your pitiful tries of slandering me? I feel nothing as a result of them, lil masochistic tsuntsun

I don't remember ever being an M, but something I do remember is you calling me senpai. Ngl, I'm still blushing a little just thinking about that :)

I've been upto uni I still have 3 more years

ain't u like still in highschool, little shira? :)

whats ur major? and how do u like it so far compared to school?

Did u ever try toe wrestling? I recommend this as your new hobby! Tadaaa, problem solved

But who'll toe wrestle with me?

Sorry, but I don't think I can accompany u on this path. May u find a worthy toe wrestle partner *amen*

Damn that's hot p̶l̶s̶ ̶c̶h̶o̶k̶e̶ ̶m̶e̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶g̶h̶s̶ I meant wut are you saying, I'm innocent

No he's a part of our family he's my sensei!!

.o)

*lays down in the gym and eats snacks*

You are going to succumb to the calories :/

*ignores and sleeps*

O.õ so you two are bunkbed buddies?

Yeah we are bunkbed buddies, Reader seems to be a bit shy tho. I did nothing that deserves scaring me away!! :(

??? You barely reach my knees

it's the other way around, that's how you fit under beds!

you just sit under there

Sus

*looks at a dubious book for the next part of the recipe*

Collecting other people's blood? Now that's a weird kink

hating

no

yes

a sign of appreciation ^-^?

If you want to appreciate me, then bow before my greatness :)

ಠoಠ

Cursing my old name is the reverse, GonZ; u just earned 30 years of bad luck

Huh why that, Daisy... I was such a lovely and nice boi back then :)

u get bad luck for lying

I have heard great many things about you tho @no preservatives allowed are u really unable to imagine this lil thing happening?

you sound like you're making fun of me.. what "great things" have you heard about me ( •̀_•́ )

Leave my sensei alone!!!

That’s a good question. It took me several years to understand myself and will take 7 generations to explain my existence to you. Do you understand now?

Yes, I understand. You are the one and only hypersniper159

An oversimplification, but acceptable for your simplified mind. Hmph

*prays for your survival* Amen

I was never a loli and I never will be! Your perverse fantasies are nothing to my rational mind!!

You were and still are a loli is what you meant to say, dummy. Also, I have to disappoint you; my perverse fantasies would only be directed towards burning hot girls that ain't lolis anyways!