Sayne

sigh i forget u are an m :(

It's not an invitation but more like a clarification. Your pitiful tries of slandering me? I feel nothing as a result of them, lil masochistic tsuntsun

I don't remember ever being an M, but something I do remember is you calling me senpai. Ngl, I'm still blushing a little just thinking about that :)

I've been upto uni I still have 3 more years

ain't u like still in highschool, little shira? :)

whats ur major? and how do u like it so far compared to school?

Did u ever try toe wrestling? I recommend this as your new hobby! Tadaaa, problem solved

But who'll toe wrestle with me?

Sorry, but I don't think I can accompany u on this path. May u find a worthy toe wrestle partner *amen*

Damn that's hot p̶l̶s̶ ̶c̶h̶o̶k̶e̶ ̶m̶e̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶g̶h̶s̶ I meant wut are you saying, I'm innocent

No he's a part of our family he's my sensei!!

.o)

*lays down in the gym and eats snacks*

You are going to succumb to the calories :/

*ignores and sleeps*

O.õ so you two are bunkbed buddies?

Yeah we are bunkbed buddies, Reader seems to be a bit shy tho. I did nothing that deserves scaring me away!! :(

??? You barely reach my knees

it's the other way around, that's how you fit under beds!

you just sit under there

Sus

*looks at a dubious book for the next part of the recipe*

Collecting other people's blood? Now that's a weird kink

hating

no

yes

a sign of appreciation ^-^?

If you want to appreciate me, then bow before my greatness :)

ಠoಠ

Cursing my old name is the reverse, GonZ; u just earned 30 years of bad luck

Huh why that, Daisy... I was such a lovely and nice boi back then :)

u get bad luck for lying

I have heard great many things about you tho @no preservatives allowed are u really unable to imagine this lil thing happening?

you sound like you're making fun of me.. what "great things" have you heard about me ( •̀_•́ )

Leave my sensei alone!!!

That’s a good question. It took me several years to understand myself and will take 7 generations to explain my existence to you. Do you understand now?

Yes, I understand. You are the one and only hypersniper159

An oversimplification, but acceptable for your simplified mind. Hmph

*prays for your survival* Amen

I was never a loli and I never will be! Your perverse fantasies are nothing to my rational mind!!

You were and still are a loli is what you meant to say, dummy. Also, I have to disappoint you; my perverse fantasies would only be directed towards burning hot girls that ain't lolis anyways!

Also huh wdym with recruited and for what lmao

(recruited as a student?)

^What esti said

Impossible, nothing can match your cuteness after all!

Damn ngl I need to calm down, too much of my rizz is leaking

*nods*

Sayne sensei my brain is not big T T

True big is an understatement, it is huuuuge :)

Thank you sensei *hugs*

So you're still in denial.. A win is a win though, this counts. Perhaps in another three years I'll finally see you being what you really are, a masochistic tsunstool (I remembered the nickname!)

Live your truth Sayne, find yourself a sadistic bed owner!!

Continue dreaming, small one. I will never be corrupted by the likes of you and become a perv masochist even if u wish for it. So go look elsewhere for a masochit, gl

ooga booga

no, my bladder is stronk but how tf are u of all people even still alive that's more of a surprise

legends don't die is wut I would say if I was 13 not self aware and argued w 33 yos on mine craft but it is what it is and I'm an existance

Just show those 33 yos nerds who the real pvp god is and maybe crack some 90s in Fortnite while u are at it