Synyster Jeet

『Shinigami』『Cold Blooded Killer』『Punlord』, Male, from somewhere in the boundless universe

Mortal Kombat is actually based on Scandinavian Folklore. To be specific, it's inspired from a Finnish Hymn Oct 6, 2021

1. Synyster Jeet
  Mortal Kombat is actually based on Scandinavian Folklore. To be specific, it's inspired from a Finnish Hymn
  
  Oct 6, 2021
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  2. Writer_Luna
    Tell me more!!
    
    Oct 6, 2021
2. mrawesome69
  where did you dissapear my brother?
  
  May 11, 2017
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  3. Synyster Jeet
    Yeah man same, randomly decided to pop by, great to see some of the old guard haha
    
    Oct 7, 2021
    
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  4. mrawesome69
    yea, a lot of old crew just vanished, I really haven't expected to see you here, but I'm really glad you showed up
    
    Oct 7, 2021
    
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  5. mrawesome69
    What were you up to all this time? If you can talk about it in public
    
    Oct 7, 2021
3. Synyster Jeet
  My car is so old, that it uses itself as fossil fuel
  
  Jan 26, 2017
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  2. Knowledge is power
    Lol
    
    Jan 26, 2017
4. Synyster Jeet
  "Sex is always better on vacation" is not a good postcard to receive from your girlfriend
  
  Jan 12, 2017
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  3. Linbe
    I didn't get it...but then again so didn't you...*snickers*
    
    Jan 12, 2017
  4. Sephi
    Cheating? I dunno #single
    
    Jan 12, 2017
  5. JustaReader
    Lol.....
    
    Jan 12, 2017
5. Synyster Jeet
  Sex is not the answer, Sex is the question and yes is the answer
  
  Jan 12, 2017
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  3. Miyuu
    hey! don't talk like that about my pet squirrel! even perverts have dignity yanno!!!
    
    Jan 12, 2017
  4. mrawesome69
    My brother just let your pervertedness out. It's much more fun like that
    
    Jan 12, 2017
  5. CDLevit
    ...
    
    Jan 12, 2017
6. Synyster Jeet
  I needed a password eight characters long so I picked snow white and the seven dwarves
  
  Jan 9, 2017
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  2. Carm
    "ba dum tssss"
    
    Jan 9, 2017
7. Synyster Jeet
  It seems like earphones were designed after the snakes on Hermes caduceus, looking at the fact that they are always inseparably tangled
  
  Jan 8, 2017
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  2. dryzzle
    lol
    
    Jan 8, 2017
  3. Clozdark
    Wireless~
    
    Jan 8, 2017
    
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  4. Synyster Jeet
    Wireless earphones are like your hot girlfriend, they cheat on you if you're too far away
    
    Jan 8, 2017
8. Synyster Jeet
  There's no such thing as addiction, there are only things you like doing more than life
  
  Jan 8, 2017
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  2. Clozdark
    (^_^♪)
    
    Jan 8, 2017
9. Synyster Jeet
  War, is God's way of teaching Americans geography..
  
  Dec 7, 2016
  2. CDLevit
    Happy New Year!
    
    Dec 31, 2016
10. Synyster Jeet
  I haven't slept for ten days.......because that would be too long
  
  Dec 6, 2016
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  2. Loni4ever
    Hahahahaha XD *claps*
    
    Dec 6, 2016
  3. mrawesome69
    man i miss these jokes and memes of yours
    
    Dec 6, 2016
  4. Synyster Jeet
    Huh, I don't come online at all these days, have to leave something as a sign that says "Synyster was here"
    
    Dec 6, 2016
    
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11. mrawesome69
  you alive man? did rl striked again?
  
  Dec 6, 2016
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  3. Synyster Jeet
    Most probably I'll be free around Christmas
    
    Dec 6, 2016
  4. mrawesome69
    you should quit rl and live on net
    
    Dec 6, 2016
  5. Synyster Jeet
    Of course, being a virtual entity was my childhood dream
    
    Dec 6, 2016
    
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12. Synyster Jeet
  In the beginning there was nothing so God made Man but wasn't satisfied. After thinking hard he said:" let there be hot ass bitches! "
  
  Oct 17, 2016
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  2. mrawesome69
    amen
    
    Oct 17, 2016
  3. Infinity Sword
    Lol!
    
    Oct 17, 2016
13. mrawesome69
  my brother where did you disapear? did rl got to you again?
  
  Oct 15, 2016
  2. Raizhee
    He prob got eat again
    
    Oct 15, 2016
  3. Synyster Jeet
    Hey lil bro, you feeling lonely? Yup , RL is a figurative bitch and that's sad. Because if it was literally one then I would have fucked it......hehehehe
    
    Oct 17, 2016
    
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  4. mrawesome69
    i know what you mean. it would be sweet getting back to that bitch butat most you can just fap to tragedy that is rl
    
    Oct 17, 2016
14. Miyuu
  you were one of the first people to welcome Mimi in to NUF~
  but Mimi never met you again~
  how come~???
  
  Oct 2, 2016
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  3. mrawesome69
    yes that's her
    
    Oct 17, 2016
    
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  4. Miyuu
    *smiles* mr squirrel is Miyuu's cute pet now~
    *hugs squirrel* so why would Miyuu keep him away~
    
    Oct 18, 2016
  5. mrawesome69
    *hugs miyuu* don't listen to him. he doesn't know what he's talking about
    
    Oct 18, 2016
    
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15. ExitedDeviljho
  How can i forget to follow a punny person like you haha
  
  Sep 28, 2016
  2. Synyster Jeet
    Welcome to the club
    
    https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTHbl0USrlApFcoGPxgkGsEfiE7nJPun6dKIuUlMCx-7MlYsWwd
    
    Sep 29, 2016
    
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  3. ExitedDeviljho
    aye,so waht are we doing in this club ?
    
    Sep 29, 2016
16. Synyster Jeet
  A girl phoned me the other day and said… ‘Come on over, there’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was home.
  
  Sep 28, 2016
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  3. Accidentally
    Guard watch. *pats*
    
    G'mornin' akki o/
    
    Sep 28, 2016
  4. Synyster Jeet
    http://imgur.com/zGAammf
    
    Sep 28, 2016
  5. akki
    Con someone and sell the place to them~
    
    Sep 28, 2016
17. Synyster Jeet
  I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die. I would have thought the obvious one was "Shout For Help"
  
  Sep 27, 2016
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  3. mrawesome69
    make them die with you?
    
    Sep 27, 2016
  4. Lonelycity
    Am I the only one who heard this show for the first time???
    
    Sep 27, 2016
  5. Lonelycity
    What about the rice purity test ?? It has to be completed before death!!
    
    Sep 27, 2016
18. Synyster Jeet
  There’s nothing special about being born. Not a thing. Most of the universe is just death, nothing more,death is a normal thing. So why live
  
  Sep 26, 2016
  2. mrawesome69
    you live for ecchi things
    
    Sep 26, 2016
  3. HavekZero
    we live to party sleep have sex and then sleep some more.......
    oh dont forget eat........
    
    Sep 26, 2016
19. Synyster Jeet
  NUF is like wonderland, because at the end of the day, we're all mad here
  
  Sep 25, 2016
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  3. mrawesome69
    you know you love it here just cuz were insane syn
    
    Sep 25, 2016
  4. Black332
    She has nice ass...
    
    Sep 25, 2016
  5. Loni4ever
    You'll even meet @Satan I don't know if you want that though
    
    Sep 25, 2016
20. Synyster Jeet
  Life is like virginity, it's fragile and people don't give it easily. But when you take it, the pleasure is unimaginable
  
  Sep 25, 2016
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  3. Eternal Liar
    My revelation regarding how Nom de Plum relates to losing virginity was deleted for some reason . . .
    
    Sep 25, 2016
    
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  4. HeWhoSeesAll
    awesome, this is how murders are born xD
    
    Sep 25, 2016
    
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  5. Synyster Jeet
    Like I said ,when you start pondering on the deeper aspects of life, they often take you to dark places where you would rather not be
    
    Sep 25, 2016
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