Undying Winter

❅ Avid Enjoyer of Trash ❅, Male, 103, from Qi Deviating in my fancy cave

Brain too anxious about exams to fall asleep. Body too tired to stay awake. I'm cooked, burnt even. I should just hit my head & pass out atp Dec 30, 2024

1. Esha07
  My friendo...when is your exams ending!!! Did you forget about us?!
  
  Mar 24, 2025
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2. sleepandeatallday
  *rolls*
  
  Feb 19, 2025
3. readerr2711
  *kowtows three times** this humble junior offers my utmost respect to the esteemed Elder.
  hahahah hands down your content (information) was hilarious! I'm dying of laughter as I read through it. sigh** I can't... as expected of the Elder, Your wisdom and guidance are truly commendable and...unprecedented... **fist-and-palm gesture** silently exits**
  
  Jan 21, 2025
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4. Undying Winter
  Brain too anxious about exams to fall asleep. Body too tired to stay awake. I'm cooked, burnt even. I should just hit my head & pass out atp
  
  Dec 30, 2024
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  2. Voidiris
    Relatable.
    
    Dec 30, 2024
    
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  3. Aqua_the_idiot
    Us moment
    
    Dec 30, 2024
    
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  4. CosmicYuriLover
    *gives melting pats*
    
    Dec 30, 2024
5. Undying Winter
  My exam's tomorrow, I didn't sleep last night nor plan on sleeping today, I've been studying for 5 hours straight, so..
  
  Dec 30, 2024
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  2. Undying Winter
    If I still fucked up tomorrow then I'm genuinely a lost cause. Nothing can be done about my brain anymore.
    
    Also, don't ask why I had to resort to staying awake like this. Because I didn't sleep last night and won't sleep all day, then I'll get sleepy and can fall asleep early tonight, which means I'll also wake up early tomorrow. I just forgot to fix my sleep schedule in advance lmao.
    
    Dec 30, 2024
    
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  3. Esha07
    You got this darling!!! Have some faith
    
    Dec 30, 2024
    
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  4. SleepingTaiger
    you can do it!!!
    
    Dec 30, 2024
    
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6. Undying Winter
  Matching avis are kind of like virtual engagement rings or wedding bands.
  
  Dec 30, 2024
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  2. Moo Moon
    *blush blush* yesss ^///^
    
    Dec 30, 2024
    
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7. Nuf Winter Fairy
  We kind of have similar usernames!!!! *orrisblob* Are you a distant relative O.O
  
  Dec 29, 2024
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  3. Nuf Winter Fairy
    I rebuke that
    
    Dec 29, 2024
    
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  4. Moo Moon
    Have you guys met @Winter.?
    
    Dec 30, 2024
    
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  5. Undying Winter
    @Moo Moon Ah I remember them. Someone thought they were my alt at first because of the username XD
    
    Dec 30, 2024
    
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8. Undying Winter
  I kind of want to get my right ear pierced and wear dangling emo earrings, but my mom's words regarding piercings are straight-up scary.
  
  Dec 28, 2024
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  3. Shizukani
    Goodluck~
    
    Dec 28, 2024
    
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  4. Digix
    Shizu is right. I'm allergic so can't get it done but they will tell you when you can take them out. You can ask.
    
    Dec 28, 2024
    
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  5. Digix
    Also your more likely to have earrings fall out cause of loose backings then someone pull on them.
    
    Dec 28, 2024
    
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9. Undying Winter
  Just realised that my handwriting is shit, what if they decided to deduct marks for it? I'll fail these exams despite studying my ass off.
  
  Dec 27, 2024
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  2. Shizukani
    *pats pats pats* I hope they don't! >.>;
    
    Dec 28, 2024
    
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10. Undying Winter
  Excited for Nosferatu. Horror movies in the dark makes people too focused on what's happening on the screen. I can steal someone's popcorn.
  
  Dec 26, 2024
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  2. Shizukani
    Evil! But looks nice! *lists in movies to watch*
    
    Dec 27, 2024
    
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11. Undying Winter
  Just noticed how cute the icon next to my username looks because it even matches with my avi. Thanks secret nuffinaire for your gift.
  
  Dec 26, 2024
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12. Undying Winter
  Imagine checking a bl list & deadass commenting "...why are they all BL?" idk how about you try asking why are they all bg under a bg list?
  
  Dec 26, 2024
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  3. Undying Winter
    @CanadianGoose they're all BL because they're all BL. Not everything is BL either, a couple of them are BLs and then there's also BLs in the list. You could say it's very diverse.
    
    Dec 26, 2024
    
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  4. Moo Moon
    They are BL cause I am gay
    
    Dec 27, 2024
    
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  5. Catshead
    Woah, y/n appears
    
    Dec 27, 2024
13. Undying Winter
  Ouch. Why is my stomach hurting? Am I about to fucking die? Should I ask google just for it to tell me that I have some kind of cancer?
  
  Dec 26, 2024
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  2. CanadianGoose
    Pay attention to how badly it hurts, and where. It could be something serious, or just a kidney stone. Those kinda suck.
    
    Dec 26, 2024
    
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14. Undying Winter
  Merry Christmas everyone, may Santa break into your house today and give you 1 million dollars •ᴗ•
  
  Dec 24, 2024
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15. Undying Winter
  Saw a bunch of birds cuddling on a tree today, probably to keep themselves warm in this season. It looked like a big fluffy ball. So cute.
  
  Dec 23, 2024
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  2. CanadianGoose
    'Tis the season of love for us birds.
    
    Dec 23, 2024
    
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  3. Shizukani
    I second this! *nods*
    
    Dec 24, 2024
    
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16. Undying Winter
  Whoever matched with me, good luck. I'm going to draw you as a stick figure. I'm going to spew the most diabolical pickup lines & run away.
  
  Dec 21, 2024
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  2. daisukenowaifu
    saying that like it's a bad thing. :// you are appreciated.
    
    Dec 21, 2024
    
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  3. Deleted member 859797
    ❤️I'm sure you can win your match's heart with just a simple stroke of your pen~
    
    Dec 21, 2024
    
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17. Undying Winter
  Born to transmigrate, forced to study for exams, pay taxes and cry rather than being someone's evil shizun.
  
  Dec 20, 2024
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  3. Undying Winter
    Bruh. This whole conversation feels like I'm talking to someone from another dimension. Also, why do you have to bring sex and porn into everything? it's like you purposely want to take every convo into that direction | Edit: Nvm, I saw that post. Now it all makes sense. You literally send porn to minors, no wonder you talked creepily about my lil bro in the past too. Gross.
    
    Dec 20, 2024
    
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  4. felidormit
    you did transmigrate. from the womb to the earth.
    
    Dec 20, 2024
  5. I Am Made Of Memories
    Did you know females are born with all their eggs that they’ll have for their lifetime so you are always with your mother from the moment she’s born
    
    Dec 20, 2024
18. sleepandeatallday
  Aaaaahhhh!!! I just noticed your handsome avi!!!
  
  Dec 18, 2024
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19. Undying Winter
  Need to get out of my bed to do something but it's too comfortable, too warm, too soft. I'm superglued to my bed at this point.
  
  Dec 17, 2024
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  2. Deleted member 859797
    ❤️*carefully places beautifully wrapped gifts beside your bed*
    here are some treats to make getting up more tempting
    (つ≧▽≦)つ♡
    
    Dec 18, 2024
    
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20. Undying Winter
  Told my mom to stop being anxious about my exams because I've been studying all day and she said "you do study, but you're a dumbass."
  
  Dec 14, 2024
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  3. CanadianGoose
    Good luck, I'm sure you'll do fine!
    
    Dec 14, 2024
    
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  4. felidormit
    time to prove her wrong.
    
    Dec 15, 2024
    
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  5. Shizukani
    Pfffft I'm sorry but I laughed too much QAQ goodluck though!
    
    Dec 15, 2024
    
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Gender:

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Birthday:

Aug 8, 1921 (Age: 103)

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https://tinyurl.com/Wigglyboi-notminebutitsfun

Location:

Qi Deviating in my fancy cave

Occupation:

Professional Cannon Fodder

Greetings, fellow daoists!
Or non-daoist trash of the lower realm who has eyes yet fails to see the Mount Tai.

This heaven-defying strength possessing venerabl—I mean, humble one is called Undying Winter and ascending to immortality by committing atrocities is my one and only passion. I'm your typical cannon fodder who should die by the MC's hands already, but you know what? I won't. I'll continue to exist out of spite.

I'm a Nobel Prize Winning Triple PhD Holder in the field of Courting Death and currently a highly respected Elder of 'Wicked Old Foxes Claiming to be Righteous' Sect. Also, along with reading scriptures and being a menace to the cultivation society, I enjoy watching dramas, Spitting mouthful of blood on every occasion, Seeking death by MC's sword at every encounter, Failing my heavenly tribulations, Yelling playground-level insults before meeting my tragic end, Having no idea whether to laugh or cry, & Cultivating the forbidden art of Tax Fraud.

Also, I sincerely hope all martial heroes here respect my occupation as a professional cannon fodder & are aware of the fact that Sect Elders are inherently superior cannon fodders in comparison to Young Masters, as it's supported by daoisticfic evidence that:

Young Masters merely court death (tch tch a bunch of kids) while us Sect Elders seduce it with our majestic, death-seeking aura that's even brighter than the MC's protagonist halo.

Amateurs make brief appearances over and over again just like a fishbone stuck in the MC's throat, but god author forbid we live past chapter 40.

Amateurs are just a bunch of morons, we're high functioning morons.

Amateurs have nasty attitudes because they're rich, we're capable of having an even nastier attitude while being broke.

Amateurs fight over jade beauties or restaurant seats, we don't even look for reasons as we can start old school bullying over literally anything.

Amateurs have tons of lines, we just repeat 'Good! Good! Good!' whether we're actually in a good mood or holding back tears because our dog got stolen in the broad daylight (whoever stole my Xiaobai, please kindly return him).

Amateurs cry to their influential fathers, we simply beg for the junior to give us some face & let us live.

Amateurs are a mere product of bad parenting, we are bad parents.

And if that's not the signature look of superiority,

then this humble one has no idea what is.

Therapists would make a shit ton of money in the cultivation world, because cultivating depends heavily on one's mind and how strong their mental fortitude is. During tribulations, cultivators are supposed to reconcile with their inner demons (that are, well, born due to their bad mental health...), and everyday they also have to worry about falling prey to them and ending up insane.

So, if there was a mf getting paid to address their influential-daddy issues, 'my dao companion left me for the MC' issues, 'MC added yet another jade beauty to his harem after chasing my ass for 50 chapters' issues, 'the hehuan master said my dragon is too small to join their dual cultivating sect' issues, and other kind of issues because they've got a lot of issues, it would benefit both. It's basically like having a mentor, except you aren't required to make an oath to them or some shit like you're supposed to do with shifus. No attachments + no debts + inner demons getting their ass whooped = profit.

Goodbye, fellow daoists!
it was nice seeing you here

Visit me again whenever you're free,
let's drink some wine and talk some shit about righteous cultivators behind their backs.
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Junior DARES to not touch the cow:

Junior takes away the cow along with my golden core:

Junior turns out to be my secret child and suddenly the idea of going out to 'buy milk' seems a bit way too appealing:

“MC is so intelligent” = somehow the MC is not particularly retarded

“MC is so powerful” = MC has plot armor and his fart can destroy an entire continent

“MC is so badass” = MC is an arrogant young master

“MC is a beta” = MC avoids women like the plague for no reason

“MC is not a beta” = MC is a sexual predator

“MC is OP” = Power levels won’t be fleshed out as they hold no meaning anyway

“MC is a good person” = MC spared someone once or twice, of course after crippling their cultivation

“MC isn’t a good person” = MC is evil

“MC is evil” = MC is the vilest creature you’ll ever see

“MC is a coward” = MC isn’t a battle maniac that doesn’t have any self-preservation instinct

“MC won’t let any female trample over him” = MC is a domestic abuser

“MC is a scientist/special ops/prodigy/…” = Author will use this as a crutch for his plot points and MC’s abilities

“MC is emotionless, pragmatic and practical” = MC literally has no emotions and only processes everything depending on the result of an algorithm calculating income minus expenses

“MC is good at cooking” = MC is basically your typical fatty best friend but with a better metabolism,
Or MC is a cannibal

“Side characters stay relevant across the novel” = Side characters you like will get power boosts from MC so that you won’t miss your favourite fatty best friend (just love this guy, he can make me a part of his harem any day)

“I like the multiple POV writing” = You will get whole chapters of internal monologue of MC worshipping

“Novel is a tragedy” = Forget about side characters, they’ll die as soon as they get introduced

“Novel has interesting alchemy” = MC is a pill junkie

“Novel is like X novel but…" = if you’ve read that one, then you’ve read this one

“Novel has great world-building” = Author mentioned enough details about the world that I can differentiate between arrogant young master A and arrogant young master B

“It’s good but not completely translated so I read it with mtl” = This is an addict's call for help, please inform your nearby rehab center about this user

Note, since I don't want to court death: Don't take this seriously. Everything is a joke, like me.

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