Undying Winter
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Undying Winter

❅ Avid Enjoyer of Trash ❅, 102, from Qi Deviating in my fancy cave

I exist to be annoying. If I'm not an annoyance then I'm not 'me' I'm a mere empty shell of what I used to be. Feb 18, 2024 at 2:08 PM

    1. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      I exist to be annoying. If I'm not an annoyance then I'm not 'me' I'm a mere empty shell of what I used to be.
      1. Voidiris
        Voidiris
        Relatable.
        Feb 18, 2024 at 2:58 PM
    2. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      Born to commit felonies. Forced to be a law-abiding citizen.
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    3. Elder_Huang
      Elder_Huang
      Hahahaha, joking. It's from the webtoon, 'Spooky love tale of Gongchan Seol'. It's the Shounen-Ai genre.
      1. Undying Winter
        Undying Winter
        Thanks! It sounds interesting.
        Feb 17, 2024 at 4:05 PM
    4. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      I just saw a CN author whose pen-name is 'Marshmallow Shitting Bunny'
    5. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      There's a couple making out right outside my house and I swear if they leaned on the walls, I'll throw a bucket of cold water on them.
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      3. Catshead
        Catshead
        I just finished doing laundry, have this bucket of dirty cloth water too...
        Feb 14, 2024
      4. I Am Made Of Memories
        I Am Made Of Memories
        They were underaged teens I called the police on them
        Feb 14, 2024
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      5. Catshead
        Catshead
        Feb 14, 2024
    6. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      Why do KR novels have such pretty posters even when the story itself isn't good? Like damn, they're really going after us facecons.
    7. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      Damn, this line goes hard
      1. Undying Winter
        Undying Winter
        "One should know that receiving the love of a paranoid and deranged person was never a good thing. Because what this group of people was best at, was destroying what they couldn’t have."

        I like that the MC is sane. Although the first arc of this novel is boring as fuck, it could easily pass off as a horse tranquilizer.
        Feb 7, 2024
    8. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      All I want for 2024 is: every translation site to have an option to change text size, since some of the text be smaller than my will to live
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      3. milk bottle
        milk bottle
        100% agree with this!! Lesser eyestrain too if the text can be bigger
        Feb 7, 2024
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      4. Undying Winter
        Undying Winter
        @milk bottle Exactly. Plus teeny-tiny text sometimes mess with my dyslexia :/
        Feb 7, 2024
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      5. milk bottle
        milk bottle
        Same it definitely mess with my dyslexia!! I need to reread the novel after finishing them up just to be sure I got the details right since sometimes my dyslexic ass will bite me and make misread words consistently until I finally take the time to properly read em xD
        Feb 8, 2024
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    9. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      I wish I was a rock at the bottom of a river. I could just exist without having to survive. No food. No sleep. No worries. Just rock life.
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      2. daisukenowaifu
        daisukenowaifu
        Street rat? Is that a metaphor or an actual rat?
        Feb 6, 2024
      3. Undying Winter
        Undying Winter
        @daisukenowaifu An actual rat. I wish it was a metaphor though because it hurts less when people are scared of your face, but scaring a goddamn street rat is something I'll never recover from.
        Feb 6, 2024
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      4. daisukenowaifu
        daisukenowaifu
        ma'am. you are always so effortlessly funny.
        Feb 6, 2024
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    10. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      I just scared a rat away with my face. Who made me this ugly? Whether it's my parents or the gods, I'm ready to sue them for this.
      1. Undying Winter
        Undying Winter
        Nvm. I'm going to chase after the rat and demand an explanation, it was way too rude.
        Feb 5, 2024
    11. Dr_Blood
      Dr_Blood
      Hi hi hi
      1. Undying Winter
        Jan 24, 2024
    12. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      This flu is killing me.
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      2. QueenAthy
        QueenAthy
        Get well soon~ *huggles* ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔっ try to keep yourself warm *cuddles*
        Jan 22, 2024
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      3. Dr_Blood
        Dr_Blood
        Sorry MR “You’ll be fine in no time”
        Jan 24, 2024
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    13. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      Life update: I fucked up. Mentally, emotionally, physically, spiritually - I'll never be able to recover from this.
      1. Undying Winter
        Undying Winter
        A friend texted me to ask why I haven't been hanging out with anyone lately and I meant to reply with 'I got sick yesterday' (which is true) but accidentally typed out 'I got dick yesterday' •—• I'd like to sue whoever decided to place S and D so closely on the keyboard. I'd also like to ask someone to stab me and put me out my misery.
        Jan 20, 2024
      2. I Am Made Of Memories
        I Am Made Of Memories
        You know what go with it from now on you just a hoe make that your new personality live with the mistake let the curse stain your soul
        Jan 20, 2024
    14. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      Why doesn't these interesting games that MCs transmigrate into actually exist? I'd literally die to play some of them ●█▀█▄
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    15. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      Sometimes, I wish it was required to explain why you're blocking someone before blocking them because this girl blocked me right after
      1. Undying Winter
        Undying Winter
        I did half of her work with something uni-related. Like bruh.. You asked me for help out of blue so I did exactly that? We aren't even friends or enemies or anything at all, we're just in the same class and barely interact with each other enough to start drama. I just need to know what she suddenly got against me.
        Jan 2, 2024
      2. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        Small people like that are not needed for a big person like you. They are just a waste of space on your head.
        Jan 2, 2024
      3. QueenAthy
        QueenAthy
        Winty want me to execute her? ^^
        Jan 12, 2024
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    16. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      Happy new year everyone! May you come across best of the best novels this year and they get translated till the very end.
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      2. QueenAthy
        QueenAthy
        Happy new year Winty!! ~♡♡♡
        Dec 31, 2023
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      3. Midnight37
        Midnight37
        Likewise. Happy New Year!
        Dec 31, 2023
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      4. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Happy new year~
        Dec 31, 2023
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    17. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      I just love turtlenecks. They're my go-tos. Cafe? Throw on a turtleneck. Meeting relatives? Turtleneck again. Funeral? Black turtleneck.
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      2. Undying Winter
        Undying Winter
        And then my parents say I'm always well-dressed when I've been just repeating the same turtleneck for two years. Bless whoever invented them.
        Dec 25, 2023
    18. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      Merry Christmas everyone ᰔ may you have a day filled with warmth and tummy filled with tasty snacks!
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    19. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      All I want for Christmas is 1 million dollars in cash.
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      2. I Am Made Of Memories
        I Am Made Of Memories
        Double it and give to me
        Dec 24, 2023
      3. Alisoa
        Alisoa
        Multiple it by tenfold, that's what I'd like to get
        Dec 24, 2023
    20. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      Damn my favourite character Shangguan Qian dropping some cold lines in this drama. I love her.
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      2. Undying Winter
        Undying Winter
        "Two wolves disguised as dogs, sneaking into a herd of sheep. If one of the wolves is exposed, the other should bite him immediately. The remaining wolf will become a dog forever and one with the herd of sheep. Eating one sheep a day. No one will suspect that fake dog, because it once killed a wolf."
        Dec 22, 2023
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      3. Undying Winter
        Undying Winter
        I'm legit going to marry the writer who came up with these dialogues.
        Dec 22, 2023
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  • About

    Birthday:
    Aug 8, 1921 (Age: 102)
    Home Page:
    https://tinyurl.com/Wigglyboi-notminebutitsfun
    Location:
    Qi Deviating in my fancy cave
    Occupation:
    Professional Cannon Fodder
    Greetings, fellow daoists![​IMG] [​IMG]
    Or non-daoist trash of the lower realm who has eyes yet fails to see the Mount Tai.

    This heaven-defying strength possessing venerabl—I mean, humble one is called Undying Winter and ascending to immortality by committing atrocities is my one and only passion. I'm your typical cannon fodder who should die by the MC's hands already, but you know what? I won't. I'll continue to exist out of spite.

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    I'm a Nobel Prize Winning Triple PhD Holder in the field of Courting Death and currently a highly respected Elder of 'Wicked Old Foxes Claiming to be Righteous' Sect. Also, a
    long with reading scriptures and being a menace to the cultivation society, I enjoy watching dramas, Spitting mouthful of blood on every occasion, Seeking death by MC's sword at every encounter, Failing my heavenly tribulations, Yelling playground-level insults before meeting my tragic end, Having no idea whether to laugh or cry, & Cultivating the forbidden art of Tax Fraud.
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    Also, I sincerely hope all martial heroes here respect my occupation as a professional cannon fodder & are aware of the fact that Sect Elders are inherently superior cannon fodders in comparison to Young Masters, as it's supported by daoisticfic evidence that
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    Young Masters merely court death (tch tch a bunch of kids) while us Sect Elders seduce it with our majestic, death-seeking aura that's even brighter than the MC's protagonist halo.

    Amateurs make brief appearances over and over again just like a fishbone stuck in the MC's throat, but god author forbid we live past chapter 40.

    Amateurs are just a bunch of morons, we're high functioning morons.

    Amateurs have nasty attitudes because they're rich, we're capable of having an even nastier attitude while being broke.

    Amateurs fight over jade beauties or restaurant seats, we don't even look for reasons as we can start old school bullying over literally anything.

    Amateurs have tons of lines, we just repeat 'Good! Good! Good!' whether we're actually in a good mood or holding back tears because our dog got stolen in the broad daylight (whoever stole my Xiaobai, please kindly return him).

    Amateurs cry to their influential fathers, we simply beg for the junior to give us some face & let us live.

    Amateurs are a mere product of bad parenting, we are bad parents.

    And if that's not the signature look of superiority,
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    then this humble one has no idea what is.
    Therapists would make a shit ton of money in the cultivation world, because cultivating depends heavily on one's mind and how strong their mental fortitude is. During tribulations, cultivators are supposed to reconcile with their inner demons (that are, well, born due to their bad mental health...), and everyday they also have to worry about falling prey to them and ending up insane.

    So, if there was a mf getting paid to address their influential-daddy issues, 'my dao companion left me for the MC' issues, 'MC added yet another jade beauty to his harem after chasing my ass for 50 chapters' issues, 'the hehuan master said my dragon is too small to join their dual cultivating sect' issues, and other kind of issues because they've got a lot of issues, it would benefit both. It's basically like having a mentor, except you aren't required to make an oath to them or some shit like you're supposed to do with shifus. No attachments + no debts + inner demons getting their ass whooped = profit.

    Goodbye, fellow daoists!
    it was nice seeing you here
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    Visit me again whenever you're free,
    let's drink some wine and talk some shit about righteous cultivators behind their backs.

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    Touch the Cow[​IMG]
    Do it Now

    Junior DARES to not touch the cow: [​IMG]

    Junior takes away the cow along with my golden core:[​IMG]

    Junior turns out to be my secret child and suddenly the idea of going out to 'buy milk' seems a bit way too appealing: [​IMG]

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    “MC is so intelligent” = somehow the MC is not particularly retarded[​IMG]

    “MC is so powerful” = MC has plot armor and his fart can destroy an entire continent

    “MC is so badass” = MC is an arrogant young master[​IMG]

    “MC is a beta” = MC avoids women like the plague for no reason

    “MC is not a beta” = MC is a sexual predator[​IMG]

    “MC is OP” = Power levels won’t be fleshed out as they hold no meaning anyway

    “MC is a good person” = MC spared someone once or twice, of course after crippling their cultivation

    “MC isn’t a good person” = MC is evil

    “MC is evil” = MC is the vilest creature you’ll ever see

    “MC is a coward” = MC isn’t a battle maniac that doesn’t have any self-preservation instinct

    “MC won’t let any female trample over him” = MC is a domestic abuser[​IMG]

    “MC is a scientist/special ops/prodigy/…” = Author will use this as a crutch for his plot points and MC’s abilities

    “MC is emotionless, pragmatic and practical” = MC literally has no emotions and only processes everything depending on the result of an algorithm calculating income minus expenses

    “MC is good at cooking” = MC is basically your typical fatty best friend but with a better metabolism,
    Or MC is a cannibal [​IMG]

    “Side characters stay relevant across the novel” = Side characters you like will get power boosts from MC so that you won’t miss your favourite fatty best friend (just love this guy, he can make me a part of his harem any day)

    “I like the multiple POV writing” = You will get whole chapters of internal monologue of MC worshipping

    “Novel is a tragedy” = Forget about side characters, they’ll die as soon as they get introduced

    “Novel has interesting alchemy” = MC is a pill junkie[​IMG]

    “Novel is like X novel but…" = if you’ve read that one, then you’ve read this one

    “Novel has great world-building” = Author mentioned enough details about the world that I can differentiate between arrogant young master A and arrogant young master B

    “It’s good but not completely translated so I read it with mtl” = This is an addict's call for help, please inform your nearby rehab center about this user[​IMG]

    Note, since I don't want to court death: Don't take this seriously. Everything is a joke, like me.
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