I'm a gentle girl! I wouldn't do that! >.< I generally rush to the chair before someone can take it instead~
No! I wouldn't shove them!!! >.< I would just make my way to the front row while slowly passing through, and then I would rush to the chair as quickly as possible! I'm confident in my short distance running speed, so I'm pretty sure I'd be able to get the chair for as long as I was the first to run towards it! \(^^)/ I am quite a low-key person IRL, I do things stealthily~
Lol I even played hitman like this. In assassin creed I picked fights just to do this, a road full of bodies, this too in brotherhood.
Lol, after reading it only two stories come to my mind (off course not mine) and one could enter FML too, the other is just laughs. Spoiler: Police man recounting something that shouldn't be seen (Make sure you are an adult before you click on this) Either he was a police man or an emergency worker, but what he was recounting was the most interesting cases he happened upon in his career. The one I remember is this, he gets a call from a lady and they enter the house, the circumstances are such that the lady tried having doggy sex (with the real doggy) but now doggy wee-wee was stuck in her, she was embarassed as hell. That was nothing compared to what happened next. She was told to relieve the doggy, only then the wee wee lock would unlock and be able to be removed from her. And she did. She woudave said FML. Spoiler: This was from an anonymous guy so I am not sure about its validity The boyfriend was humping the girlfriend at her house. After that he was searchin on her laptop, tips on how to last longer. Apparently, the mother of girlfriend found out what he was searching and took him to the girl friend's dad. According to the giy, he was ready to be scolded, was afraid for no reason. And what happened is, the dad was telling him ways on how to please his daughter longer.
Spoiler: Sometimes I hide my girlfriend's inhaler So the neighbours think I'm a stud when they hear her panting: "give it to me!"
Spoiler: This girl said she would go out with me if I knew a six letter word that's a synonym for "calm". I said, "It's sedate."