Discussion Hey you! yeah you, the one who eats chips with their fingers

Don't be lazy, use them.



And to those who lick their fingers

Spoiler

 

*uses knife and fork*

How uncivilized to use fingers to eat chips

Next people will say they use their hands to open the bags

*Gasp of terror*

 

Do you mean chips or crisps or French Fries? I sometimes eat french fries with a fork if I don't want to get my hands greasy.

 

how ridiculous, wasting precious chip dust. you should just tip the bag into your mouth.

 

You don't know how creeped out I am rn. I just finished snacking on some potato chips right before I saw this post... and I guess you'll have to stay disgusted

 

What sort of filthy peasant are you, eating chips?

Go back into the field and farm your beloved potatoes, commoner

 

*gasp*
I heard there are people that would even crush the chips within the bag, and then dump then entire thing within their mouth, such barbarians!
with the civilized barbarians using a funnel, of course.

 

Do you drink water with a spoon too?

 

You mean to say that you don't?

 

What kind of chips, those thin slices in bags of air or the ones served as side dish to the fillet?

Former, I am a fingerman
Latter, I am a fingerman, unless dining with others, then I am a forkman.

 

how uncivilized, don't you use a butler for that???

 

I drink with my feet; I guess, that make me disgusting.

 

^ *Me*

 

I have used a fork with french fries before
with potato chips.... not really
but it does seem like a fun activity eating potato chips with chopsticks

 

The solution you've all been waiting for, introducing CHIP FINGERS!

The fact that this is a real product (I'm serious,look it up) boggles the mind.

 

It's actually multipurpose. You can use it for all sorts, like opening plastic bags and counting money.

 

I've mastered the art of eating chips with no tools or hands involved in getting them. You people with low iQ who cannot do this should question your humanity.

 

F*ck i actually use chop sticks for chips in some cases.

 

Some food was made to be eaten with your fingers. There's a large difference between sitting at home watching a movie while using your hands to eat chips or even fries compared to sitting at a restaurant and doing it.
If anything, I'd consider you wasteful. You get less out of the bag and you'll have to wash w/e you use to eat them with after, which means more wasted water.
If you say "But you'd have to wash your hands after eating if you didn't use them" then I'd consider you the disgusting one, washing your hands before and after eating makes much more sense than using utensils for everything.

Do you also use a knife and fork to eat the bread they serve as appetizers before the meal at restaurants?