Discussion Life is at stake, HELP!

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  1. in_awe

    in_awe [Daisy's Pet][Tilgar's Master][Evil Chaotic Fluff]

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    Wait I just got a brilliant idea. Prepare a bloody knife and a cake filled with strawberry jam or anything red. Chase her around and when she's cornered, hand her the knife and let her cut the cake. Be sure to smile the whole time and act as you'll kill her
     
  2. Nara

    Nara Well-Known Member

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    Let me see...

    If you just want to make a surprise you can do something that's unexpected to her like telling her that there's a boy who like you and you're going to meet him so Liz shouldn't follow you (while giving some vibes that you don't care about her) or make it looks like you were receiving a love letter while hiding it and make her accidentally saw it or you can do whatever it is to make her coming and when she is tailing to the place writen in the letter it was actually you disguising as the boy~

    Or you can just suddenly puke a fake blood in front of her while saying "happy birthday" (lol)
     
  3. XBlood KightX

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    Try making her think you joined a cult. Start off with small stuff to lead her on then slowly increase the weird things you do. People tend to fear for the worst when they are uncertain. Then a few days before or after her birthday at midnight, you could have her accidentally walk into the room as your "sacrificing" someone to your new "god".
    You can get a person to dress up in some robe while holding candles in a dimly lit room. Your friend will walk in just as your "knife" is plunging into your victim. You could have someone else sit on a chair in the room while gagged and tied while they try to "resist" as your victim.
    Something you could do to make it look real:
    You could ake a fake fb account or something and send your self messages that your friend "isn't supposed to see".
    Try getting a book on demon worshipping or something.
    Maybe having you can have your web browser open in incognito with some tabs open that you "forgot" to close on how to summon demons or how to worship satan or how to properly do a sacrifice.
    Main point here is that you are hiding something and that it is something bad enough to freak her out. Use your imagination.
     
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    Pranking or surprising someone that i dont too know much of info or bio of the target and the OP is confusing...so i'm sorry i cant too much of help...

    Hope some one can give you a very much great idea...

    One thing if you want to scare her...make an elaborate sticker of ups or any courier service you know...'send' her a 'heart' coz u love her, a 'real' 'live' 'beating' 'heart'...googled it to how to made one...

    If necessary, made it with a real blood from chicken or sort of...made it as macabre as u can...
    Or just dump some animal carcass in her room...preferable the one that just recently dead...so it can rot in her room..

    Hm...i think i've gone to far...sorry...:blobsweat::blobsweat::blobsweat::blobparty::blobparty::blobparty:
     
  5. AMissingLinguist

    AMissingLinguist [Not Here][Blank Sect][Nuffian #N]

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    You should probably do a double prank like your friend did. Prepare the first one. Make it easy to figure out. Then, prepare a second one that seems real so that she panics. Pop out and surprise her afterwards. "Imitation is highest form of flattery" and all that.
     
  6. One Perfect Veteran

    One Perfect Veteran [ICL] [Bureaucat] [Cereal Killer]

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    I will try it, but i think it will take much more than a forthight to complete it
    That sounds feasible and cute, I will certainly try it
    Could you please stop forcing me into a relationship. But since you all said that now I begin to imagine her embarassed expression and dat gives me shivers. I will totally try it!
    Thanks, but I am bad at acting...
     
  7. in_awe

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    Heheheheh cream puff thief~
     
  8. canaria23

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    No, A kiss is just one of the safest surprises that doesn't harm anyone. Since, the recipient is a girl the gender of the giver doesn't matter.
     
  9. One Perfect Veteran

    One Perfect Veteran [ICL] [Bureaucat] [Cereal Killer]

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    Dat will certainly be a surprise for her! And its feasible too
     
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  10. in_awe

    in_awe [Daisy's Pet][Tilgar's Master][Evil Chaotic Fluff]

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    Hmph! Of course, I'm a genius. Master @Daisydacrazy taught me well~
     
  11. One Perfect Veteran

    One Perfect Veteran [ICL] [Bureaucat] [Cereal Killer]

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    Why do I feel like you actually justify the kiss as a good method not because you want to help, but because you want for us to actually kiss
     
  12. in_awe

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    heheheheh chu~
     
  13. reagents 11

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    Go gross her out. Big ass gift box with you on your birthday suit inside. The present is me tropes.
     
  14. GDLiZy

    GDLiZy Wise Deepsea Mermaid

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    1)Go to the classic I'm pregnant.
    2)Flash her on her birthday.

    Ask me, and I think the second one is too extreme but I can see that happen. :blobowoevil_horns:

    Also, every time I see Liz on the thread I felt like I'm being accused of doing something I didn't!
     
  15. Miserys_End

    Miserys_End 「Lv1 Pretend Person」I'm the preson i pretend to be

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    Black Magnum Condoms hung from her bedroom ceiling filled with a fluid of your choice. Originally a 40th birthmus prank.
     
  16. Novetsu

    Novetsu Well-Known Member

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    This entire thread is comedy gold lol
     
  17. One Perfect Veteran

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    What kind of info do you need?
    I won't disclose much information about her!
    Is this enough?
    She is totally a prankster, fav colour is red, fav food is strawberry cake with tender cream, hobby is vidya, fav type is tsun, habits are waking up at 5, jogging, phoning me at 6, morning cuddle,(and that's not a joke, she srsly does it(forces me to saying that its healthy and all that) every morning) scheduling days,(she does not have a diary, but an everyday schedule is a must) other anythings are either too small, either too personal.
    Actually, just ask what you want to know of her I will just answer
     
  18. One Perfect Veteran

    One Perfect Veteran [ICL] [Bureaucat] [Cereal Killer]

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    No lols here plz,
    I was totally embarassed and you here make it even more embarassing
     
  19. One Perfect Veteran

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    You know, she is too shrewd to fall for the first trick! Plus, how can I be pregnant at my age?!
    The second one will only make me an easy tease target
     
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    Hmmm the only obvious one I can think of is to forget her birthday but that is quite a common one. Another one is to do absolutely nothing, she pranked you so hard last time she is obviously going to be expecting you to get back at her, so do nothing absolutely nothing you wouldn't normally do.