LivingCorpse Guide to How to Score Your Own Dense JP MC

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Which is denser?

  1. Diamond

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  2. Blackhole

    13 vote(s)
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  3. Japanese Manga Harem MC

    52 vote(s)
    56.5%
  4. I don't know...

    2 vote(s)
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  5. Humanity

    11 vote(s)
    12.0%
  6. @OverlyFriendly

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  1. LivingCorpse

    LivingCorpse Half-dead Neighborhood's Undead

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    Hello, anime heroine.
    Have you been having a hard time because your love interest keep ignoring you? Did he keep unknowingly build himself a Harem? Are you frustrated? Do you want to make that dense motherf*cker fall for you?

    Worry not Maidens, with LivingCorpse guide on how to make Dense Japanese MC Fall for you, that man will soon be dancing on the palm of your hands.
    Here a basic guide to how :
    1. First Meeting is Important! This is one of the basic but mostly forgotten part. We can go with the usual classic like bumping around the corner, or perhaps go for the new fads like falling from the sky.
    2. Childhood Friend will be Friendzoned! Despite the advantage of knowing the MC for a long time, this particular character doesn't guarantee a secure route to trigger the MC flag. In fact, a new Character that he meet for the first time have a better chance of triggering the flag (See No. 1)
    3. Obtain a Unique Traits! Are you an Alien Princess that came to Earth looking for husband? Are you a Demon from another world trying to conquer the Earth? Are you a descendant of Magician tasked with protecting a sacred tree? If not, then quickly find a unique traits! Those girls before could have taken your future boyfriend in a flash!
    4. Don't Use Subtle Approach! We all know Dense Japanese MC are famously known for... well their denseness of course (Their seemingly unlimited blood when beaten to pulp is close second). So your indirect approach will surely not work. Tsundere Heroine, please quickly change to another approach.
    5. Create an exciting event! Do you know suspension bridge effect? That's right! Create an event where both of you could get close to each other in a seemingly precarious situation! Trapped in a dark storage room? Sure thing! Stranded in uninhabited island? Awesome!
    6. When Push Comes to Shove... Just Push Him Down! If you think everything you done is useless, try to create an erotic situation in a secluded location. Then when he is seemingly flustered, Push Him Down! This method always work in those Doujins
    For a complete guide, you can order the book, How To Score Your Own Dense Japanese MC by Dr. Prof. Elchie LC Livingcorpse MLD.

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  2. Zone Q11

    Zone Q11 『The Gas Mask』『Monochrome Plebeian』

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    Become the enemy.
    If the one you love hurts you (mentally), you may as well hurt him (physically).
     
  3. afallenleaf

    afallenleaf 『Zeta Family 』『2nd Son』

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    is this working for dense japanese heroine too?
     
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  4. Anon Ymous

    Anon Ymous Well-Known Member

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    the 4 words strategy
    PUSH THE DENSEF*CKER DOWN !!!!
     
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  5. LivingCorpse

    LivingCorpse Half-dead Neighborhood's Undead

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    Hmm... some point might be different but it probably works too
     
  6. LivingCorpse

    LivingCorpse Half-dead Neighborhood's Undead

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    I recommend to use this method as a last resort.
    Because something called "censorship" might have your series cancelled
     
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  7. Asf

    Asf 《《The aria of souls》》

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    Hey.. how about an MC that plays dumb and purposedly friendzoned everyone in the harem? Push him down? He will still find an excuse to dodge it.
     
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  8. afallenleaf

    afallenleaf 『Zeta Family 』『2nd Son』

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    thanks. now i'm ready to When Push Comes to Shove... Just Push Him Down! hur hur
     
  9. Dace

    Dace Quack!

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    or put aphrodisiac in his food
     
  10. neogamer

    neogamer Cute is justice!「Maxwell 」

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    Pretty good advice I know lol
     
  11. Anon Ymous

    Anon Ymous Well-Known Member

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    your methods are too soft, they need more shocktreatment
     
  12. Novelty

    Novelty Inactive Member

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    "Most useless book I have ever read" - Novelty
     
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  13. afallenleaf

    afallenleaf 『Zeta Family 』『2nd Son』

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    oops... i mean "Her"
     
  14. LivingCorpse

    LivingCorpse Half-dead Neighborhood's Undead

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    This guide only works on real dense. Not an artificial dense.
     
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    saffu dead

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  16. Lithit

    Lithit Desu~'s Little Griffin

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    Considering your pic is of (to an extent) a dense Japanese hero, your question just seems all the more out of place
     
  17. Stealth

    Stealth Elegant Lady

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    uhhh.... i dont have dense problem here but how about "how to avoid badass character from approaching you"
    elchie sensei please guide me
     
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  18. Zone Q11

    Zone Q11 『The Gas Mask』『Monochrome Plebeian』

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    Maybe?
    What about psychopats?
    Read Step 6.
    ...actually, this is the- no, wait. If it's a comedy, then something should happen, causing the aphrodisiac to get wasted...
    Even when- ...actually, I have nothing to say for this except; I agree.
     
  19. akki

    akki [Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant]

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    Did you use these techniques on cola?
     
  20. LivingCorpse

    LivingCorpse Half-dead Neighborhood's Undead

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    Uh.... no...?
    *avert eyes*