*exterminates the land of coffee with hell's army* *sips a bit of tea* *goes eat a cookie that goes well with it* *twitch* ... *a meteor falls in the land of tea* *gets the cookie from the remains* My cookie! Mine!!!
*regenerates landmass* *seals @brasca123 in a coffin* *toss coffin into the tea abyss* My cookie now!!
I find a lamp half buried in a beach. I pick it up, rub it, and a genie comes out. I have one wish. I wish for a Cookie! A Cookie appears before me. The geenie tricked me and took the Cookie from Land Of Tea. I don't care. Because I have a Cookie now!
*Sucks @Reya Dawnbringer into a bottle and stoppers it* *Tosses the bottle into the sea* Hahaha my cookie now
A gust of wind make you lose the cookie. The bottle in which I was trapped in eventually beaches three millennia later. I exit the bottle, and a cookie is waiting for me on the ground! What a nice treat. I have a cookie now!
*Chops off your head* while your head is flying through the air you drop the cookie My cookie now !!!
*you are distracted by the headless body and the head bites it out of your hand then reuniting with the body* My Cookie now!
*picks up a baseball bat* STRRRRIIIIKKE!!! *strikes the head far away* *walks all the way to the head* *takes the cookie* My cookie.
*shows someone that calls themselves "The One Ultimate Supreme Lord of All"* *let's them fight each other to solve their chuuni battle* *takes the cookie while he is busy* Teehee, my cookie~
*embodies Adventurer Guild character* *calls for brasca123 at the receptionist desk* *watches as she interacts with other self* *takes cookie* Cookie mine~