Mini-Game NUF Vending Machine of Randomness

NUF Vending Machine of Randomness, just put a coin and see what random stuff you'd get.

How it's played:
give whatever random object you can think of to the person who posted before you
insert a coin(or what ever stuff you want) into the vending machine. . . no lewd innuendo intended

Example:
OP: Inserts coin
________________
2: you get a giant ducky
Inserts broken mug
________________
3: you get a new mug
Inserts a coin
________________
and so on...

Take Note:
no double posting
you can opt not to quote
keep it random, be crazy if you want, but follow the rules of the community

so as OP:

Inserts coin

 

You get a thread about vending machines
Insert coin

 

You get appointed as Qidian's lawyer

 

Inserts coin

 

you get a coin

insert socks

 

you get a toiletbrush

inserts hair

 

you get baldness

inserts food

 

You get a used toothbrush
Insert coin

 

You get @Tony
Insert pantsu

 

Get sticky white mess.
Insert dollar bill

 

You get hand

Insert coin

 

You've been hit by truck-sama dashing behind the Vending Machine and got reincarnated

Insert congratulations

 

Get a reddit thread
Insert coin

 

You get waifuuu~

Insert QI

 

You get lawsuit.
Insert garbage.

 

you get QI

insert myself

 

You get QI again
Inserts bazooka

 

you get a waifu
insert sugar

 

You get Donald Trump

Insert QI's PR

 

You get a DMCA
Inserts chicken