that feeling where you finally find the person you'd been looking for for the past 11 months, but you don't know where they are residing, so you start to lure them out using a gunfight against their body, where the body was holding a knife.
The feeling you get when you're ready to give up on life because you're already halfway dead anyway, and the person you hired to find your spleen is doing a crappy job, and another bozo is just eating popcorn, causing you to lose faith in humanity.
Quick question, what if the spleen is inside some else already or rotten or it was eaten? Also have you looked into the black market? Finally what does a spleen do?
The age old comedy staple of slipping on a banana peel. Never happened to me and I don't recall seeing it happen to anybody irl.
Spoiler: hidden just cause it's rather long and not related to this thread :) Reality wise, my spleen isn't missing but was purposefully removed. :} I was in really bad debt and a super hot hunk of a mafia man took it from me since I wasn't able to pay up. Just kidding, my body hates me and it was inflamed pretty bad and was about to burst inside my body basically, so I had my spleen removed because I rather enjoy not having internal bleeding. I'm too poor for a spleen transplant, and I'm living fine without as are other people. I just get sick (even more) easily. Which sucks. Cause I already got sick easily. And it does other things, but you can just google it cause I'm bad at explaining and I lowkey feel like it's sliiiiightly hijacking the original purpose of this post. How bad the 1-inch scratch on your Mercedes-Benz is.
Waving back to someone who was actually waving someone else.. instead of being embarrassed you pretend to wave to someone behind them
I just remembered another old comedy staple - stepping on rake which results in the shaft hitting your head. It was funny but who would have thought that one day I would experience this. I had a little different experience. One time I was waving to my girl friend from the bus and some unknown woman witch was close to her started waving to me...
That you've made eye contact with the same person at least 6 times now, all in different aisles of the store, making you wonder if they're following you or if you're just being a paranoid overthinking piece of crap again who needs to get out more.
I just remembered that few times, when I was waiting for a bus, for some reason I looked up high and someone was observing me...
When you stare into the sky too much you realize you've prolly been hypnotized by unknown beings within that moment...
When the person you just kidnapped says they have to go to the bathroom for the 24th time on your 3 hour drive.