Me: *sighs* I Have told you again and again you do not have the power to assassinate me. Its already your, let me see Friend of mine: 3924th attempt. Dude : *despairing* I will kill you and finish my first assassination mission. Me: Well its all upto you. *goes to find a comfy place to sleep*
Dude: No, that includes the weekends. I mean 7 business days. You: Really? Dude: Yes. You: Oh... Any particular time? Dude: No. You: Oh... Then I'd take a plane flight somewhere nice, enjoy 7 or 8 days, go home if I survive. heh, reminds me of a manga. ...*searching*.... "Zai x 10"
Me: jokes on you, i've already dead on the inside, so why wait? come and get yours while it last. *talks and smiles with the most "telemarketer-dude" impression i can do*
babe let me just say this one thing: You know how people say go fuck yourself? Well what's happening behind that cupcake pic is going to make that phrase a reality.
Finally I will be able to witness God's gracious loli thighs. I have dreamed for it far too long and endured far too harsh. If it ain't thicc as I imagine it would be...