So my fellow BL lovers, nice to meet you again. Hoshi here. So, today’s discussion is about our great lord and savior, the BL God. So, cough, I myself, and several other BL fans, have mentioned numerous times about a BL god. And about how he graces us every day and blesses the world with BL. And grants us rotten to the core lovers of BL grace and mercy, and protects us from the world. And a bunch of other stuff. So, WE SHOULD MAKE A COHESIVE BIBLE. LETS GO! BL BIBLE LETS GO! Also, we should get a description of the BL god, is he a he or a she lol. I’m along the lines that he is a boy, since well BL. So today’s discussion is what our BL god looks like, and the BL religion. (Lmaooo I’m a crazy. Ahaha. But seriously, I always see my fellow BL lovers praying and asking for blessings and thanking BL GOD-SAMA, so we might as well make a cohesive description and religion loool.) EDIT. Lol. I might as well start things off, let’s see. “The BL god first appeared in the world when the first people fell into the rotten abyss. They fell so far and hard, that it was killing them inside, but even so, they still strives hard to survive. They waded through the abyssal waters and embraced all that happened in the abyss. And when, we were almost dead through the rottenness getting to our cores and killing us from the inside. HE, HE CAME TO US. The BL God, he graced us with his light and blessed us, and with his help, the abyss we fell through gave us the ability to hope and dream and live life! FREELY AND OPENLY! We are not scared of anything! (Except Yuri. We fear that.) THE BL GOD’s BLESSING LETS US SURVIVE IN THE LIGHT! WE ARE ROTTEN! BUT WE ARE ROTTEN AND PROUD! AND MAYBE A LITTLE CRAZY!” Verse 1 of the BL Bible, words taken from the most holy follower, Hoshiandme.
Is it good? And OMG WHAT?! ITS REALLLL?! Lmao!! Hm. Hm. Hm. TRUE HE/She can be anything! But honestly, if she was a she, I can totally see BL-God sama transforming herself into a man just so she can experience the BL first hand. PRAISE! Loool! But I’m sure if she was a woman, she’d turn herself into a man so she can experience BL first hand. Also guys! CHECK OUT MY OP POST LOL. I wrote the first verse in the BL Bible.
This post would be blessed by BL God. Maybe above the clouds, they are looking down and acknowledging us as their children.
It is real. I’ve seen many of my peers praise to the God. And also, who do you think we are praising? Oh my, thank you fellow follower. I’m sure he is blessing all of us now. May BL rule the world. You will convert in time.
Whichever translater, translates the best or most bl should get the god/goddess of bl title on nuff. We can put it to a vote.
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Hmmmmm. I’d prefer if they got the title of “BEST BL LOVING FOLLOWER”/“NUMBER ONE BL DISCIPLE/The BL Angel I kinda like BL Angel. We can’t just give anyone the title of god.
Yaoi god is a quintuplet. Yaoi, yuri, trap, and futa god are twinsies. They're all relatively new god, especially trap and futa god. Each god depends on the follower's belief. The more they have the stronger they are. Hence the yaoi god is the one strongest amongst the quintuplets. Their lesser power is matchmaking. That's all i can think for now lol
.... I kind of want the Yaoi god to be a separate entity. But I have a feeling that your words are true, and everything in the abyss is connected...