okay wtf is akalaine acid? Is akalaine an incorrect spelling of alkaline? If so wtf do you mean by alkaline acid?
Also, just want to add that the vid adds this certin... Ambiance to this discussion. Making it morbidly funny and disturbing all at the same time...
Shoot it into the goddamn sun: 1. To ensure complete incineration of my body 2. To scatter myself all over the galaxy and Earth, like jizz.
Because it is not @Mnotia 's No grandpa, maybe for hundred years, relocated for another settlements or skyscrapers
My body will turn into vapour and stored in a specialized cryo chamber where it then turn back into solid form when the world have experienced a rebirth cleansing harmful substance from its body. I and fellow cult...i mean organization member will be the new founding father of new earth. Or just bury me so that i can return to mother gaea.
Mushroom suit. My dead body is not me, I don't mind if the mass of flesh and bones that used to be me gets re-utilized efficiently. I think it's stupid to be buried with your worldly possessions such as jewelry and etc. So I think it's reasonable to give back everything that belonged to me. EVERYTHING!
If possible, I'd want to have my body disintegrated by antimatter or accelerated particles, it would also be nice to have my corpse Frozen in a block of ice and slingshot out of the solar system. I guess cremation or deep sea would be the next best options
Please cremate me. You see, coming back to life would be a real pain. Make sure I don't have a body to return to, then I'll go out and possess someone in another world.
I see what you did there, yeah let's turn into a tree…. but you didn't mention that the trees will evolve and start hunting living people for food! Raise awareness, prevent the Rise of The Blood Ents.